Right, this is the ninth version of my profile guide because I made a new post I had to make a new guide so here you go.

Right, this is a list of all the crap going on here =P

**LATEST NEWS!!!**
Xellon's new post
Description:My prediction of what xellon's post will look like when he updates it _____________________________________
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-6.the sneaky comment show!
Description:My new gimmik. The post explains all.

-5.</div>more stuff
Description:more stuff and news about more stuff and news. It sounds boring but trust me, it isn't. Just comment.

-4.Survey
Description: Please fill out my survey here. Plus other random stuff.

-3.Randum eru mesige genuratu
Description: link to this error message generator plus other pointless stuff

-2.My games list
Description: A list of all my video games, although NG messed up the alignment so I'll just scan the peice of paper I originally put them down on.

-1.Phailed minigame post
Description: My attempt at posting a minigame in my post. Learn your lesson from the first commenter and don't insult me on my own userpage.

0.Subscribe to this guy
Description: This guy is the best ever plz subscribe

1.News spreading & code game rules
Description: A post were I spread the latest news and stuff. \If you want some news spread, ask here! Oh and there's the rules for the code game here as well.

2.Blam/protection point geussing comp
Description: Take part in a comp were you geuss how long it will take me to get from 300-400 Blam/save points.

3.Profile hits ideas
Description: Suggest ways of getting more hits to my profile. Don't really need this anymore, I've figured out all your weak spots Mwa hahahahahahaha **cough, cough, violent cough, falls to floor clutching throat**

4.Competition results
Description: View both the latest and oldest results from the Blam/protection point comp.

5.Comment for no reason post
Description: Just comment here for the sake of it =P

6. Share this stuff to get stuff =P
Description: Share this link to earn... um... stuff...

7.Flash ideas
Descriiption: Suggest ideas for flash. Pretty difficult since You don't know what it is.

8.Previous Comp
Description: View who's entered the previous blam/protection point comps. DO NOT post for the latest comp here. Just view the rules.

9.Forum war thingy
Description: Links to the forum war. Since the forum war is off, this is pretty pointless.

10.Stupid old stuff
Description: Old news. I really should delete some of this crap

11.Cool video
Description: Cool vid of a no handed wheelie.

12.More old crap
Description: I really should delete some of this, shouldn't I?

13.Why you should get an account
Description: Why you should get a NG account. This is for non users looking into getting an account.

14.Post your tongu twisters here
Description: Speaks for itself, really.

15.NG lied to us!
Description: How NG lied to us about the china thing.

16.MORE old crap!
Description: News about when I went on holiday.

17.Spam this post
Description: Spam to your heart's content here.

18.My hello post
Description: Me saying hello.

Awesome. Enjoy =P

MORE EMBED CRAP!!!!

If this works, I'll be astonished.

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